Why Not Use Auto-Reply?

As my @DoctorFaustroll temporary suspension approaches its turd month anniversary, the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Lanudromat is calling upon all its imaginary staff & clientele to ask themselves this simple question: “If COVID is actually a vascular disease, has anyone bothered to check the integrity of the global blood supply yet? Are we all dying? How would anyone tell?”

Less than 4 hours after I wondered why it takes Jack’s motley crew so long to send out a form e-mail to obfuscate the lack of reasoning behind its decision to deprive my faithless readers of their favorite source of Twitter invective, I received EXACTLY what I was expecting: more pure, unadulterated horse exhaust.

I have already explained to Karen & Chad that the tweet that earned me this ennervating suspension contained no hateful conduct, & as far as I can tell from examining recent case law, feckless cunts are not a protected class, so I guess I’ll have to file another appeal to another Karen later today, because time is made to be wasted, & Twitter’s time is always a wonderful thing to waste.