Claims They Signed A Prenup That Excludes Cancer & COVID

After rumors that Florida’s governor was being held for ransom while COVID hospitalizations & deaths in the state soared, spokesNazis at the Fuchs News, NudistMaxipad, & ONAN propaganda networks claimed liberals & antifa should be ashamed for stalking their favorite semi-sentient gubernatorial rodent by suggesting he was busy giving one of his wives chemotherapy & that the people of Florida didn’t elect him to abandon the love of his life over America’s longest-running coronavirus hoax.