Former Twice-Impeached Unindicted Co-Conspirator Claims He Holed Fresh Pussy In One Small Grab For Mankind While Joking With Pros At His Florida Sex Club

Many people are asking if this could be true, so I’ll lay it on you straight right now, it is 100% true. While playing with the legendary Sheriff Joe Arpaio, winner of a presidential pardon for defending our heritage against MS-13 and one of the greatest patriots ever to lock up the thugs and throw away the key, Judge Roy Moore, two-timing winner of my endorsement in Alabama, which I saved from Hurricane Dorian, as well as Nick Sandmann and Kyle Rittenhouse, two up and coming MAGA stars who are not afraid to stand their ground against antifa and the liberals and get acquitted or win a civil judgment, I grabbed the pussies of several young Ukrainian protestors without the proper papers and made a hole in one. This took place at Trump International Golf Club in Wet Palm Beach, Florida, on the back nine, with the little girl running into a slight breeze that ruffled her skirt, making it hard to see the hole at first. She was a little out of breath, having run nearly 181 yards while playing truth, dare, consequence with Eric and Lara. I hit a hot 5 iron, which sailed magnificently into the rather stiff opposition, whereupon it took bounced twice and then went clank, into that beautiful hole. These great players noticed it before I did because their eyes are slightly better by reason of their youth, but on that one hole only, they couldn’t swing for the promised land like I did. Anyway, everybody is talking about it all over the Internet, getting quite excited, and people everywhere seem to be asking for more facts, which is I am always happy to make up. Playing with that group of very fine wonderful, talented players from our world order was a lot of fun. The match was Kyle and me (with no strokes) against Sheriff Joe, Roy, and Nick. I won’t tell you who won because I am a very modest individual, and if I told you I won, then you will say I was bragging—but I don’t like people who brag! I only wish there was better video.