If You Want To Visit Idiotville, Get Here Soon

How many times do I have to tell you I told you so? Is your attention span really that short? Were you homeschooled to achieve your level of implausibly clueless deniability? Jesus Christ, people. It must be nice to consider yourself an unpaid intern in a zombie flick.

We moved to Idiotville because it’s a fucking ghost town where nobody votes & the ghosts don’t bug us about it. People who vote are 90% of the problem of living in the USA. American voters can be counted on to support the dumbest, most counter-productive horse exhaust on the menu. At least the voters in Idiotville have an excuse for being ghosts. They’ve already wasted plenty enough of time before they became ghosts voting for people who don’t give a fat rat’s booty about anyone not in their close circle of friends.

That’s the American Way. If you don’t like it, go back where your ancestors came from. Nobody will miss you. Make America beautiful again!