Rescue Fifteen Boxes Of Hostage Documents, Some Of which Had Been Badly mutilated

According to stiff and wired reports from my agents in the field, the former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator escaped to his Doral golf course, where he may have been consumed by alligators, if we are lucky, which America is decidedly not.

My only question is why they didn’t surround the place as if there might have been a few bad hombres and Central Park Five style thugs  in the area and started lobbing tear and laying down suppressing fire from one of America’s burgeoning franchise of  mobile command posts defending our supply-side plantation economy & community police state.

I would have paid to seen a little of that hot action.