But #TheRuleOfLawyers Still Doesn’t Give A Fat Rat’s Booty

One great thing about being permanently banned from Twitter is I don’t get suspended for posting Turdwaffle fund-raising e-mails that are protected by non-disclosure agreements.

Seems like only twelve days ago that I pubished this piece called Can Somebody Tell Me How This Is Even Legal? and a few days ago, the American Bridge 21st Century PAC filed a complaint with the FEC arguing that former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and America’s favorite labia waylayer, Dimwit Donald J. Turdwaffle is “illegally using his multi-candidate leadership PAC to raise and spend funds in excess of [Federal Election] Commission limits for the purpose of advancing a 2024 presidential campaign.”

Am I eligible for some kind of reward? How about a Medal of Freedumbocracy?