“I’m As Right Wing As They Come,” Says Pataphysical Old Fart

Citing his ongoing battle with the Twits at Twitter, @DoctorFaustroll today threw his considerable flatulence behind twice-impeached former president Donald J. Turdwaffle hoping to get in on the grifting while grifting is still good.

Please stand upwind, if you know what’s good for you, you feckless liberals.