“It Might As Well Say Fuck America!” Screams Georgia Junior Reprehensative

The first rule of alternative journalism is not to give a fat rat’s booty about your subject or your audience. Everyone winds up in the same discard bin in the end.

There is nothing special about anyone.

Taste one turd and you pretty much know what your lifelong menu will contain, which brings us to America’s most questionable use of animated ectoplasm, Marjoe Faylure Greene, who, unlike most of us, gets paid to be a stupid, reprehensible Christian asshole.

That’s all I’m gonna say about that.

Oh, and Fuck Your America.