They Vote Like Roaches If You Don’t Control Them

Following a little light spotting instead of the predicted 2022 midterm red wave, Repugnicunts vow to attack the source of their most recent debacle by making it even harder for Democrats to vote.

“How can we expect to win elections,” said Ronna “The Mona” McDaniel, who spoke on condition of anonymity, “if we continue to allow this riff raff to vote? The founding fathers never expected us to be in the minority. That’s why they wrote The Constitution and Bill of Whites!"