“The Liberals Are Making Us Look Like Fools,” Fat Old Fucking Fool Tells Army Of Admirers

Responding to reports that his photoshopped trading cards have lost more than 75% of their imaginary value since the initial scam offering was made available to those who already owned more MAGA caps than could be honestly be deducted as charitable contributions on IRS filings, former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and America’s favorite lower-class battery-powered clown car magnate Grabito Pussolini is now hoping like-minded crypto-fascists will prop up the investments of Eric and Don Jr., who invested their entire allowances in the initial offering.

You suppy-side gig-economy tip-slaves should appreciate the irony.