Hillary Says Durham Is Full Of Bull

Former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & America’s least talented politician, Donald J. Turdwaffle, called on his great unwashed patriots to rise up & throw off 400 years of liberal oppression after his favorite special counsel appointed by currently unindicted former US Attorney General William “The Tell” Barr charged an advisor to a neighbor of someone who once voted for Hillary Rodman Clinton with felony intent to jaywalk.

Durham, a weird looking man created almost entirely from tobacco DNA, has spent 4 years and $500 million on an investigation into why Turdwaffle’s decades-long business dealings with Russia were exposed to an apathetic public who would rather be ruled by autocratic racists than served by public officials who care for their constituents.

“If God had wanted life to be fair,” as one wag put it, “why did He create America’s supply-side plantation economy and community police state?”