Apparently It Takes Several Flushes To Get Shredded Top Secret Documents To Russia

Now that Maggie “Farmlady” Haberman of the New York Crimes has finally violated one of her non-disclosure agreements to make a few bucks by revealing that the former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator routinely flushed incriminating evidence down the White House toilets, it appears that Yossarian Universal News Service reports on #ToiletGate in 2017 were not fabrications, as initially believed.

At the time, YU reporter Early Butz estimated that Turdwaffle’s penchant for using the nation’s plumbing system for hiding written accounts of his activities had cost the Office of General Services more than $250 thousand, according to records at the General Accounting Office.