Me Neither And I Remember When Ike Played Golf Entirely Too Much In The 50s & Stupidity Was Not Yet Our Biggest Gross Domestic Product

Between the proudly ignorant and the maliciously unctious, it’s amazing this nation of miserable fucks has lasted so long.

I won’t miss it.

That’s what makes a limited life span so fucking great. Sooner or later it ends. 

No skin off my tanned testicles.