KuklaM*A*S*H Will Never Concede, Volume 2, Chapter 35, Verse 56

Because in 2016, I told you what we were going to do, but it was just talk. You didn’t know you could trust me to do what I said. Nobody else had ever done what they said. They kept you down. There was so much talk. In the news. In the fake media.

But by 2020, you knew that I did it. I talked the walk. You saw what I did. You heard what I said & you could feel it. I didn’t just say the things you thought and believed in but the woke crowd beat you down, but I did what you wanted me to. I was your weapon against them, against the swine.

We were all the same & we were all in this thing together to make America great again. So we had a much better, but we were cheated. And it was rigged.

We were cheated, but there’s never been a movement like this. And you know, it’s funny. I say it a lot. You probably heard it before. And with the fake news, look at all of them back there, the fake news is back there. They never ever question it. So corrupt. So much corruption.

If I say something that’s close to wrong, it’s headline news, even though you agree with me, because we’re in this together. But I say, this is the greatest rally in the history of our country, this is the greatest movement in the history of our country. There’s never been anything like it.

And you watch, by tomorrow right away they start talking about Hitler. Hitler! Can you believe it?