KuklaM*A*S*H Gets Wonderful Marks in Chapter 12, Verse 14

We said Antifa Joe would impose crippling shutdowns and restrictions on in-person training for our great future work force and that these painful policies would nonetheless fail to stop the Chinese coronavirus hoax.

He didn’t stop the hoax. The hoax is stronger than ever.

It is killing many very fine people on our side. They say, “Oh, he gets wonderful marks.” He doesn’t get wonderful marks except from the fake news. He’s done a terrible job, including on vacations, which I was much better at, including on the economy, including on everything else, and things they don’t even bother to talk about, but we know better.

And now the Chinese coronavirus hoax is back. The hoax is back bigger than ever. I’m shaking hands with everybody backstage. I say, “Well, I don’t know. Is this a good thing or bad thing? Should I be worried?”

You’ll read about it in three or four days maybe, hopefully not.