Nature No-Trumps Humanity Through Turdwaffle Bumbling
It sure would be nice to know where COVID came from, so we’d know what to keep an eye on for the next big organic, all-natural & incredibly dangerous thing about to kill us all, but I’m pretty sure none of the muckamucks are focused much beyond assigning blame to some group they aren’t a part of. That’s called progress in modern civilization: Everyone pushing in the same insane direction. In fact, it's also The American Way, in a nutshell. If someone somewhere might say it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Does it really matter whether COVID jumped from one species to another & eventually infected a human, or if it escaped from a lab? The real point is that once the problem was identified, the Chinese acted quickly to contain the disease & ensure that the world scientific community could get a jump-start on developing vaccines & cures by sequencing the COVID genome & making it widely available.
Meanwhile, Repugnicunts, standing stiffly with stiffies behind their feckless adult diaper model, spent months suggesting COVID was an act of war by the Chinese, stoking the xenophobic brutality against Americans of Asian descent that continues to this day. Hating asians is apparently an addiction in America more difficult to kick than dopioids. Those who were quick to call COVID the Chinese or Kung Flu might do well to remember that the Spanish Flu of 1918 was first identified in Kansas by scientists who were not named Dorothy & Toto.
I was already writing about the SARS 2 novel coronavirus virus in December 2019, just based on what I was reading at my usual haunts & using simple Web searches. If I wasn’t suspended from Twitter, you could read those posts from late 2019 & early 2020 about how Turdwaffle really screwed the French poodle with Melania’s Buzz Lightsaber when he disbanded the White House’s pandemic response team to find some extra change behind the cushions to fund his signature Repugnicunt tax cut for the filthy rich. Then he compounded that insanity by eliminating the position of the CDC epidemiologist working in the Chinese disease control agency who often worked at the Wuhan laboratory. He later used these boneheaded decisions to claim China had done something nefarious that we would have found out about if not for Hillary’s e-mails & Hunter Biden’s laptop.
It was obvious as early as January, 2020 that a major outbreak was in progress when the WHO suggested the mysterious respiratory disease in Wuhan was a new contagion & indicated that travel restrictions might be necessary to contain it.
Of course, our incompetent Turdwaffle administration was incapable of putting the president’s pants on zipper-side forward even back then, so our official response to this news came from the most-impeached president in history, who said that we had the situation “completely under control” & claimed the WHO was making up fake news to help his liberal antifa enemies of the people rig the 2020 election against him. It’s interesting to note that during this period, Turdwaffle was effusive in his praise of China for its handling of the virus.
Within a couple of weeks, it had been confirmed that COVID could be trasmitted from human to human, & Hunan went into strict quarantine, which our incompetent media portrayed as a brutal crackdown against human rights & calling the quarantine measures draconian.
By the end of January, WHO issued a Global Health Emergency. By February, our government’s official position evolved to the delusion that one day the disease would disappear like a miracle, & the president basically called the threat over saying “We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.” Of course, most of the COVID that slaughtered Americans on the East coast in the coming months had already arrived from Europe by that time.
So it goes.
Turdwaffle used the pandemic to initiate new travel restrictions after the virus was already circulating widely in the US. There was no centralized one-stop shop for information with states told to go it alone in securing the necessary supplies to cope wit the rising casualties. Turdwaffle smiled & waved & pretended not to hear shouted questions as he waited for the helicopter to take him to his daily round of golf.
We were told to wash our hands and the surfaces we touched and keep a distance of 6 feet from other people, but masks were not considered necessary, particularly because the Super-Spreader In Chief refused to wear one because it messed up his make-up. By mid-February, the American media was letting the government get away with claiming that it “looks like by April, you know in therory when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away.” Just masking up last March would probably have saved a quarter of a million American lives. So much for a free press keeping its citizenry informed.
A couple of weeks later, Turdwaffle was tweeting “The coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. The Stock Market is starting to look very good to me!” because everyone appreciates sound investment advice from a bankruptcy specialist when their friends & acquaintances are about to start dying bigly. Also in February, Turdwaffle was talking about 15 total cases in the United States that “within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero” & claiming we were very close to a vaccine.
By March, our covfefe scientist/president was asking “you take a solid flu vaccine, you don’t think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?” which was not a rhetorical question & it’s answer was & remains: “Well, fuck no, asshole. Whose ass do you store your head up when not stuffing KFC down your gullet?”
Meanwhile, Turdwaffle focused on his reelection campaign rallies & courting armed White Supremacists, & the US managed to make #AmericaFirst in the world for most confirmed coronavirus cases, an achievement Michael Cohen’s unindicted co-conspirator held during the rest of his time in office, until his insurrection failed because his supporters are as stupid & inept as he is, no matter how heavily armed.
I had already begun posting screenshots of the US totals on Twitter using figures from worldometers with the hashtag #CountdownTonnnThousand. I had reached #CountdownTo600Thousand before I was suspended on March 7, 2021. In fact, the US is still number one in total cases & deaths nearly 6 full months after Turdwaffle made off with the people’s silverware. That’s some staying power.
Don’t forget that for months at a time, Turdwaffle pointed to rising cases as evidence of how wonderful a testing program he had designed & implemented. He also started complaining that the death toll was rising because coroners were testing the corpses for COVID. “If they didn’t test,” he whined, “the numbers would be much lower.”
There is nothing particularly tricky about dealing with a pandemic if you have a plan & structure in place to deal with it. Until Turdwaffle squatted in the Oval Office for four years, we did have the planning & structure in place, until Turdwaffle simply demolished it, like everything else he touches. Take America’s uneducated. Please.
Now, we’re playing catch up, trying to rebuild the one thing that wasn’t broken in our government that didn’t need fixing, while also dealing with the knuckle-dragging dregs of American family values, armies of idiots committed to shooting off their own schwantzes if necessary to own the liberals.
It’s as if America is Johnny Smith played by Chris Walken in The Dead Zone where we’ve come to the sad realization that all the death & suffering we’ve endured for our freedom at the hands of the most incompetent tyrant the world has ever seen was just a matter of bad luck & bad timing.
Even now, some people would have you believe we are living in a post-pandemic world. Do not be fooled by them. The world has already lost considerably more human beings from COVID in 2021 than in ALL of 2020. There are huge pockets of unvaccinated ignoramuses in America alone who are about to start filling up emergency rooms & ICUs, like domestic turkeys in a feed lot, who drown with their mouth agape in a thunderstorm, staring up at the sky, squawking: “What’s this?” What’s this?”
Don’t be a domestic turkey, unless you’re really into self-basting.
