You Say Potato & I Say He’s An Asshole

If you have to wonder how we ended up with so many Nazi lawyers on the bench, you haven’t been paying attention to 40 years of the Reagan Legacy’s supply-side plantation economy, where the idea of chattel has expanded to include roughly 99% of the American people.

Have prosecutors considered calling his honor a fucking immoral douchebag? I know I do. You can too. It’s so liberating.

Fortunately, there are plenty of synonyms for “victim” that prosecutors can use in arguments and phrasing their questions to goad Judge Bruce “Whitey” Schroeder into keeping us informed of exactly who he is. I’m sure Whitey will froth like a rabid German Shepherd when prosecutors refer to the corpses Rittenhouse made as martyrs, political pawns, needless fatalities,  human rights sacrifices, klan casualties, or American heroes.

Also, it would not be inappropriate to refer to Klu Klux Kyle a “violent vigilante,” “numbnutted gun nut,” or “nabob of nihilistic negativism,” particularly qouting salacious material, which is why I wrote this post.

Use it.