“You Can’t Handle The Truth About Socialism” Site Hacked On First Day

As former twice-impeached unidicted co-conspirator Donald J. Turdwaffle scrambles to stay out of jail after a pathetically long life of grifting & street-level criminal activity, a new toxic destination on Ted Steven’s Interweb, a system of tubes soiled by Nazi propaganda in support of the Reagan Legacy of supply-side plantation economics, our Chunky Monkey’s Russian handlers have apparently found yet another way to promote burying us under a growing mountain of savage footwear by launching a pro-anti-democracy socialist media company designed to give America’s terminally uneducated something new & cognitively flatulent to refuse to wear masks to avoid, thereby giving the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge, & Laundromat the rare opportunity to wax antipoetic about another fine mess we’ve gotten ourselves into…