Teen Tried To Vote Twice For McAuliffe

“The Democrats probably put him up to it,” former unindicted co-conspirator & subject of numerous federal & state investigations, Donald J. Turdwaffle said in a call to a Fox affiliate airing a “Dittos: The Best Of Rush Limbaugh” episode during which Rush spewed his trademark racist, homophobic, misogynistic, Nazi garbage. “I told you to watch out for Democrat election fraud, but I didn’t know it would be so big!”

According to Turdwaffle, the fact that the young Youngkin was unsuccessful in two attempts to cast an illegal ballot disqualifies him from criminal prosecution. “If you try something & don’t succeed, you can’t be charged with a crime because you didn’t do the crime. That’s why in America we have a saying: ‘If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again, until you get away with it.’"

Turdwaffle might have something there.