Rittenhouse Fires Back With AR15 Previously Owned By Charlton Heston

Teen white supremacist hero Kylie Rittenhouse took the stand Wednesday in his own defense after a woke Twitter mob accused him of being “a chubby crybaby who has barely outgrown his Huggies Pull-Em-Ups & has yet to learn the difference between right and alt-right.”

“You take that back,” Kylie screamed through his tears, before opening fire on the wok crowd at the back of the courtroom with an AR15 once pried from the cold dead fingers of former NRA president Charlton Heston.