Here We Are Now, Kurt Cobain Us!

It’s been a month & a half now since Twitter allegedly temporarily suspended my account for non-payment of sufficient deference.

I can only allege this suspension exists, because appeals & queries to Jack’s orifice, using Twitter’s official forms about this situation have gone unanswered since March 7, 2021. This is cuss tumor service at its #PundyRaunch #BeBest.

I assume things are stuck up some asshole in middle management, because, as everyone knows, if God had meant for life to be fair, He wouldn’t have created middle management.

One result of this sorry state of affairs is the rising body count at the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat, which has been able to attend to the imaginary healthcare needs of its imaginary patients. Additionally, this ban has adversely impacted the ministry of The Church Of The Oven Of Peace’s Rev. Darwin D. Grimm, whose imaginary parishioners need his guidance now, more than ever.

In the spirit of cooperation, we have dedicated one of our own interns to keep pestering the-powerless-that-be in Twitter’s algorithmic method of thought control to restore order in the universe so that we all can once again rejoice that the universe is disjoint, & disjoint is about as cool as it gets.

Today’s appeal:

We promise to keep you posted.