Another Great Imaginary Solution To A Uniquely Imaginary American Problem

One-term twice-impeached Andrew Jackson impersonator, Dandy Don Turdwaffle recently ended his latest attempt to escape irrelevance when a few rogue coffee-boys announced his blog has been permanently shut down because of continued harrassment & hateful messaging by the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat, which is currently embroiled in a battle of the kooks in “what constitutes hate speech on an anti-social platform that allows Nazis to parade around waving Confederate flags.”

In the immortal words of Charlie Sheen, the patron saint of half-sized shit-bags: “WINNING!”