Blames Melania For Mixed Messaging

Sources close to the former twice-impeached first idiot & Mikey “He’ll Eat Anything” Cohen’s unindicted co-conspirator are attempting to convey varying explanations for why the former failed Fuhrer-In-Waiting has abandoned a blog that had yet to break the second page of Google search results after nearly a month of flailing in a Mar-A-Lago cess pit to keep himself relevant to his dwindling following, many of whom have succumbed to the Democrat coronavirus hoax by refusing to get the vaccine, wear masks, or social distance, despite their opposition to something or other & their affinity for injecting Clorox & oxycontin to pledge their allegiance to the anti-fags.

They won’t be missed.

From The Coffin Of Donald J. Trump will be missed even less.

God speed!