But They Can’t Hyde

The Georgia Republican Party is meeting on  Jekyll Island this weekend to censure Repugnicunt Secretary of State Brad Raffensberger, who continues to refuse to kiss Donald Trump’s penis ring.

Raffensberger is quick to rejoin that “this entire Lord Of The Ring thing is just a scam. Does that look like a ring to you? Of course not! It’s a goddamned toadstool!” Raffensberger shouted at reporters as he boarded an elevator to anywhere else.