Remembering The Alamo

Calling the late Arthur Lee’s “You Set The Scene” the “most meaningful description of life in Texas since the Repugnicunts took over,” Texas legislators threatened to flee the state for less authoritarian climes until catastrophic climate change & COVID do what DNC rhetoric has failed to do after 40 years of the Reagan legacy’s supply side plantation economy & community police state attempted to reestablish the Confederacy with mixed results.

For those who forget the lyrics the Dems are referring to, they go like this:

Everything I've seen needs rearranging
And for anyone who thinks it's strange
Then you should be the first to want to make this change
And for everyone who thinks that life is just a game
Do you like the part you're playing

“These assholes,” said some unnamed source who looked & sounded a lot like Beto O-Rourke & spoke on condition of anonymity. “These assholes could be caught munching on your dead grandma’s pussy & start shouting ‘FAKE NEWS’ when some Tik Tok Teen leaks the video. Fucking assholes keep comparing common sense community health advisories to concentration camps & death squads, which these assholes themselves were running, by the way, during the Turdwaffle administration, crammed full of climate refugees from Republican energy policies!”

After enduring freedom as defined by the Reagan legacy for 40 years, during which a violently vocal & well-armed minority threatened & bullied & massacred the unarmed majority for its unwillingness to purchase “the kinds of body armor & affordable defensive weaponry that keep our economy strong,” some Democrats have finally said “Enough is enough!” & begun using the same GOP & NRA obstructionist tactics that have stymied progress in the areas of human rights, restorative justice, & compensatory restitution since way before the Civil War. Anyone remember when we began wiping out the people who lived here before us? No? Well, maybe you need to catch up on your critical race theory.

“It ain’t our fault a few of them uneducated white folk is poor & needy despite all the benefits their lily white asses has afforded them for 400 years. That they all dumb as a post don’t make my case for restitution any less valid. I gots me an education & I aim to use it,” said Stephen Fascist, a street mime whose own grandmother used to cook for Lindsey Graham’s ancestors at Lawdy Me Acres.