Worked As Strategic Advisor For Turdwaffle’s 2020 Presidential Campaign

Now living in exile at Mar-a-Lago, the allegedly deceased accused sex trafficker was recently outed during an interview with MSNBC host Ari Melber, who asked him when he had switched careers from sex trafficking to recruiting alternate slates of electors in severral swing states as part of the former twice-impeachd unindicted co-conspirator’s multi-pronged attack on American democracy.

“Excuse me?” Boris Epshteyn interrupted Melber, “Yes, I was part of the process to make sure there were alternate electors for when, as we hoped, the challenges with our alternative facts to the seated electors would be heard, and our alternative narrative would prevail among our highly uneducated & heavily armed base. But I assure you, Ari, I am not now, nor have I ever been a sex trafficker.”

"Now,  Jeffrey,” Ari began…

“I told you never to call me that,” Epshteyn shouted as he tore off his lapel mic and stormed out of the Zoom session.