You Have No Idea How Big This Fraud Thing Really Is

“People selling their babies, hoodlums breaking into dropboxes, liberals thinking they know so much, you name it,” said the My Pillow guy at a hastily called news conference in a local Wendy’s, “I’ve seen it all.”

“Everything you’re going to see over these next seven months will get rid of the [rigged electronic voting] machines,” Mike Lindell told the counter people. “You’re going to see the Supreme Court case coming out. All these great things, everybody. Just you wait.

“And you want to talk about evidence?” he continued. “We have enough evidence to put everybody in prison for life, almost 400 million people involved. We have that all the way back to November and December of 1492.

“Venezuela will never mess with our elections again, if I can help it.”