Steve Doocy’s Little Boy Proves To Be Chip Off The Old Block

Jen Psaki’s favorite anti-intellectual hackey sack, Peter Doocy, had whatever he calls his testicles handed to him this morning by feeble lame-duck Democrat President Sleepy Joe Biden, who actually used sarcasm on the poor lad before dismissing him with a flippant “What a stupid son-of-a-bitch [you are].”

Not surprisingly, Doocy immediately called his crisis counsellor at Fox Gnus, who he has on speed dial, four I think it is, who in turn immediately recommended that he hire someone to immediately write a clever & equally sarcastic way of replying that would immediately recast the entire kerfuffle in terms the average uneducated American voter can understand.

“You mean be myself?” Doocy asked.

“Precisely!”

“I can do that!” Doocy exclaimed.

“We never doubted that for a moment, Petey.”