Suggests O. J. Simpson Be Walker's Vice-Senator In December Run-Off

“This could be a campaign like no one has ever seen before, not even Frederick Douglas, who I still keep hearing about so many great things, and people tell me great things, because they know I know how to make great deals, which is why I became president, and they know I’m surprised as much as they are that I have not been reinstated after all this obvious election rigging,” said the former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and everybody’s favorite Archie Bunker impersonator on one of several highly profitable #AmericanFamilyValues news networks this morning, “Just think about it, okay?"