“He Told Us He Was Already Being Audited,” Says Unnamed Agent

Apparently former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and Nazi DNA super-spreader Grabito Pussolini did such a good job lying about why he couldn’t release his tax returns before and after his election that even the IRS believed him, choosing not to examine the disgraced asshole’s finances until his ongoing imaginary audits were complete.

“If you can’t trust the president,” said the spokesturd, “Who can you trust?"

Pussolini was still retusing to release his returns because of IRS audits as recently as 15 minutes ago, prompting many in the GOP to condemn recent court decisions releasing the lying scumbag’s records to a House committee inevestigating when the US stopped being ruled by laws after succumbing to the rule of lawyers.