Trump Blasts Biden Sanctions On Russian Banks

As former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & the kind of guy who makes the uneducated shine like crazy diamonds, Dimwit Donald J. Turdwaffle, took time out from his busy schedule of trying to foment sedition to avoid persecution by escaping prosecution to accuse President Biden of political retaliation by using the alleged Russian invasion of Ukraine as a pretext “for going after my banks in Russia with whom I have only the #BeBest of business relationships.”

Turdwaffle, who has repeatedly denied any ties to Russia in aiding his campaigns in 2016 and 2020, responded to shouted questions from opposition fake reporters with his usual: “Fake news. Apples and oranges. Peace is war. War is good for business. Business is not politics, and politics is not business, and,” he winked, “as you well know, Jesus once said: ‘That is all Ye knows of life and all Ye need to know,’ apparently sending a coded message to the asshole formerly known as Kanye West.

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