Just Because We’ve Done It Doesn’t Give Them The Right

“That’s our trademark,” says unnamed White House source close to the former butthole of national power, “and no goddamn Rooskie is going to get away with infringing on our trademarks and anti-intellectual property. Hell, they can’t even kill their own people without drawing international condemnation while we can forge one coalition of the willing after another with little saber-rattling and only a smattering of snide remarks and sarcasm.

“And by the way, Sergei, it’s Manifest Destiny, not Mancotti.”