He’s Acting Just Like Trump But He Still Has Nukes!

Veteran foreign affairs analyst Fiona Boonisfarne Apple-Hill said “I told you so,” this morning when asked to comment on Russian dicktaster Vlad The Impudent’s brutal invasion of Ukraine over unpaid parking tickets.

Hill told Politico that we are already fighting World War III, whether we like it or not, because the people who run the world are scared shitless that ordinary uneducated people will start worrying about the end of human civilization and what effect it will have on their credit scores and refinancing their mortgages, now that even the dumbest of the dim have begun to believe what remains of the senses they were born with.

Need I go on?