Denialist Racist Podcaster Says She Deserves More Credit

Noting that she’s been denigrating black people since “before Tucker stopped wearing his bow tie,” Megyn “Bloody Sunday” Kelly jumped to the defense of Putin apologist and her former Fox News colleague Tucker Carlson (R-Word, at large) this morning, claiming “the liberal antifa media wouldn’t recognize cause and effect if David Hume explained it to them using sock puppets.”

Former alt-right soft-porn star Kelly has struggled to maintain a sense of identity and purpose since leaving the Fox network for less-sexist pussy-grabs at NBC, only to be let go from there for conduct unbecoming a pretend professional journalist after a professional career as a broadcast gaffer who insisted Jesus and Santa Claus were pure-blooded aryans and black people should “just get over it" when their neighbors dressed up in blackface for Halloween. 

“Many in the media have been quick to point fingers and even place blame on some very fine people who have sacrificed so much to keep America great at great cost to their advertisers, including our friend and incredibly popular Fox News host Tucker Carlson,” Bloody Sunday said. “It’s outrageous. It’s wrong both factually and qualitatively,” by refusing to give credit where credit is due, pointing to her own race-baiting commentary over the past couple of decades.

“Why do we have to go to that place immediately on these stories?” Kelly asked. “Why can’t perfectly ordinary white teenagers shoot random black people in public places without the liberal media immediately bringing up Critical Race Theory, which only makes the very fine people on our side even angrier?

“Why can’t we spend two fucking minutes mourning the people who stood in deranged Payton’s way and trying to understand why we have so many heavily-armed insane alternative leftist people in this once grreat country, who keep making it easy to criticize our positions?” Kelly asked, in her best Carlson falsetto.

Fortunately for Kelly and other deservedly cancelled white supremacist assholes in our nation of miserable fucks, Apple Computer invented the podcast so that modern dinosaurs can go extinct while blabbering at the burgeoning uneducated class in a graceful attempt to remain relevant to both our patriotically vengeful God and His viciously Christian idolators.

Apple (who launched the personal computer revolution in the 70s with the Apple II and reinvented the personal computer in the 1980s with the Macintosh) declined comment in any manner on this matter, which is actually the least interesting form of energy, except to say that it is committed to bringing the best personal computing experience to students, educators, creative professionals and consumers around the world through its innovative hardware, software and Internet offerings.