God Is Obviously On Our Side, Gov Bud Abbott Tells Frothing Supporters

Citing Associate Justice Sam The Sham Alito’s argument that Roe should never have existed to begin with, Gov Bud Abbott (R-Word, TX) told a jubilant throng of Christian busybodies that “Texas may very well decide that every abortion performed in our great state for the past half century was felony, punishable by real time doing the hard labor that allows our great businesses to be so profitable by contracting our shovel-ready incarcerated workforce.”

Apparently, everyone else was too stunned by Abbott’s announcement to even mention it.