Trump Calls It Conservative Presidential Harassment; Threatens Suit To Stop Release

Former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & only US president to lose the popular vote in two consecutive attempts to overthrow American democracy and repeal the Emancipation Proclamation, Donaldo Grabito Pussolini reacted angrily today when the House Select January 6 Committee investigation issued subpoenas compelling the Secret Service to turn over all records relating to the attack on the Capitol that left five people dead, which had not already been destroyed to protect the perpetratlors.

“This is just more of the same old PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT,” Pussolini truthed on his hemorrhaging Nazi propaganda web site, “that my courts will never allow,” claiming all Secret Service activity is protected by executive privilege, as well as the iron-clad  non-disclosure, non-disparagement, and loyalty agreement that all government employees were required to sign to remain employed during his administration.

“It looks like Liz and her UNSELECT Clown Car Kangaroo Court hasn’t bothered to read all of my great executive orders,” Pussolini continued. “I signed dozens of executive orders every day I was in office, usually after my Constitutionally mandated round of golf, many of them top-secret or super-confidential, which means that only I was aware they existed until it came time to use them, and it’s getting to be close to that time.”

We have a bad feeling about this, considering the toll forty years of #TheReaganLegacy’s supply-side plantation economy & community police state has taken on the feeble minds of America’s very fine uneducated class, which includes a large portion of Repugnicunts currently in office.

The ongoing global extinction event is looking better every day.