Entire After-Tax Amount Was Contributed To SAVE America PAC

The Department of Justice this morning could neither confirm nor deny a possible investigation into whether former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & only president to stock the White House powder rooms with Constitution-themed toilet tissue, Donaldo Grabito Pussolini had violated campaign finance statutes by continuing to pay Cassidy Hutchinson for more than two months after Americans booted his fat ass from the presidency.

As a result, legitimate spokesliars at the sleaziest heights of power in our nation of miserable fucks were unable to answer questions about whether the former failed fat führer was simply continuing to line the pockets of himself, his family, and friends by paying terminated staffers and depositing their earnings into his various fund-raising operations or if the payments were also intended to discredit their testimony before the Jan. 6 House Select Committee.

We didn’t try to contact Hutchinson either, because freedom of the press belongs to those who would rather own shit than share it.