You Can’t Treat Our Führer This Way, You Commie Rat Bastards!

As the liberal media struggles to escape the perception of marginally sentient Americans that they are totally owned by former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & only president dumb enough to act as his own attorney in the court of public opinion, Donaldo Grabito Pussolini is wondering exactly what he has to do to finally be awarded his well-deserved Nobel Peace Prize, as he lounges in his Bedminster pool with both oars in the water, looking as gaps in ever-changing story that you could drive an entire Russian convoy through, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

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