We Bought Cars & Manufactured Homes Instead Of Some Uppity Education

“If I had knowed four years ago that being stupid was trending among qualities that might land my ass in jail,” Harry Balzac admitted during his initial interrogation, “I might not have been as forthcoming with my opinions about what is in the Constitution and what my favorite liberal media outlets sometimes refer to as our basic genetic predisposition to choosing stupidity over reality, nine out of ten times.”

Fuck Harry Balzac.

I don’t care if he has actually seen through himself to the hollow Christian core that he represents, or if Harry Balzac has been paid by Newsmax, ONAN, NBC, or Fox News to convince other equally deplorable pieces of shit to establish God’s Supreme White kingdom on Earth. 

That’s just how I roll. Mother Mary came on me.

Fuck all you stupid assholes. Minority rule is about to suffer a serious setback in November.

And if that doesn’t tweak your interest in self-preservation, you’ve got less than 8 years to get all our affairs in order, dickweeds.

I’ve been preparing for this all my life.

#IToldYouSo