…Once Every One Of The 142,000 George DeSantoses Who Voted For Me Shows Their IDs

“I worked as a bouncer at a gay bar owned by the Rev. Dr. Rodney Luther King & his wife Baretta during its reconstruction, so I know how to spot a fake ID,” shouted the homeless drunk wearing the “I’m the stupid they’re talking about” tee shirt on Astoria Blvd., claiming he knew George DeSantos and he was no George DeSantos.

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