Pivots From claiming Executive Privilege To Issuing Executive Orders

Outraged that president Biden is refusing to support his claim that even twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirators are guaranteed by the Constitution to have executive privilege in perpetuity, America’s favorite former First Idiot, Donald J. Turdwaffle has begun signing a series of executive orders from the Resolute Desk he looted from the White House on January 6 using the Sacred Sharpie given him during last year’s skirmish in the War on Christmas by Rush Limpaugh. The orders seek to preserve his legacy as the greatest president in the entire history of The Reagan Legacy.

So far Turdwaffle has banned the federal government from forcing patriotic youngsters from being subjected to the Fauci Ouchie, diverted billions from pre-school funding to continue building his beautiful wall, awarding Ivanka the Medal of Freedom, & declaring all Democratic voters to be deported back to the socialist countries they came from.

You know who you are.