Demands Custody Of All Non-Nazi Votes And Spousal Support From Deadbeat Liberals

Dingbat Georgia representative Marjoe Faylure Greengoblin is tired of liberals and brainwashed blue staters trying to confuse the voters of her district with facts and figures “that don’t change nothing where I come from” and she doesn’t give a fat rat’s booty who hears her.

While some may consider her calls for a National Divorce and stripping the right to vote from blue staters who move to red states to be at least somewhat treasony, Greengloblin says “it’s my first amendment right to express my God’s honest opinion, and if you don’t like it you can go back to Russia and take your woke kids with you.”

Greengoblin claims that the overwhelming number of Democrat ballots showing up in recent elections are all the evidence she needs to know something fishy is going on. “It’s obvious the Founding Fathers,” she says, “never intended for the kinds of votes that get counted these days. Liberals never used to vote, but now they’ve voting like roaches. I know how to handle roaches!”

When pressed for specifics, the casual insurrectionist claimed the founding fathers never foresaw a day when college educated women would be allowed to vote in numbers “that threaten to marginalize our great silent majority, who has ruled America since the early days of our plantation economy.” She then called for a 12 year moratorium on voting rights for the overly educated, which she claimed would allow the uneducated to make America great again.