Claim Capitol Police Response Was Terrorist Attack On Freedumbocracy

Jacob Shandling, the insurrectionist formerly known as the QAnon Shaman, has teamed up with independent Y’all Qaeda journalist Andy Ngo to mark the first anniversary of the Turdwaffle-inspired liberation of our nation’s Capitol to host “Stopping The Deep State Steal: A Patriotic Celebration” next January 6th.

Shandling, who remains in custody following his guilty plea for felony obstruction of an act of Congress, credits Ngo with saving his life with his “top notch journalism that gives me hope for the future of my race.”

“He kind of held my hand through that entire unfortunate illegal entry episode,” Shandling told PMS reporter Lakshmi Titsoff by phone from his accommodations at the Earl Butz Detention Facility in Loose Shoes, Virginia. “My president and the Proud Boys saved me from antifa thugs, and Andy and this baby have helped save me from myself. You should see my baby bump. I’m so proud.”