No One Has Been More Critical Of Race Than Me, Nimrod Says

On his first day in office, Gov. Glenn Youngkin (R-Word, VA) accidentally banned old television sets & computer monitors when he signed an executive order banning CRTs throughout the state.

Law enforcement officials are scrambling to develop policies & procedures on how to enforce the new order, which goes into effect on Groundhog’s Day, the holiest day on the Repugnicunt Christian calendar.