We Need To Find Better Ways To Suppress The Vote, Says Fox News

Citing reports that young people voted overwhelmingly for Democrats in multiple elections where they should not have, the GOP is meeting behind closed doors this weekend to develop better strategies for preserving the minority rule they’ve enjoyed since Old Rummy Reagan established our current supply-side plantation economy and community police state.

“Why anyone ever thought that letting these whippersnappers vote before they were fully indoctrinated,” said one of the several Repugnicunt McScumbags who spoke only on condition of executive privilege, anonymity, and under protection of a non-disclosure agreement, “is one of the many mistakes in our voting system that we plan to address when we retake control of the government in 2024."

One proposal under consideration is raising the voting age to 45, since recent election results show that “young people have no sense of responsibility and don’t know what’s good for them, and we’re sure our Supreme Court agrees that’s what the Founding Fathers intended when they wrote the Bill of Whites."