Natal Nazi Deletes Gay Tweet To Get Back At Twitter

Fox News & Entertainment analist Tucker “Fellatio Alger Hiss” Carlson (R-Word, Fox) attempted to credit Elon Musk with ending his uspension by tweeting “We’re back!” on the plaform half a day after he deleted the transphobic tweet that had gotten him suspended in the first place. When he was originally suspended on March 22 for refusing to accept that Assistant Secretary for Health Rachel Levine prefers NOT to be called a wimp-assed testicle-tanning incel.

During my years on Jack Dorsey’s farm, I often received temporary suspensions that required I delete an cunt-offending post before I could begin a 12-48 hour suspension. I always took screenshots of the cunt-offending posts before I deleted them and often posted those screenshots in my first post after returning from a suspension. I probably spend a year on temporary suspensions during my Twitter tour of duty. Most of the time I was merely search-banned, shadow-banned, search-suggestion banned, deboosted, or otherwise occupying valuable resources that Twitter could put to better use figuring out how to harvest more data to make more money to harvest more data.

I admit Twitter is one of my favorite digital cave walls, but there’s plenty of other truck stops to frequent on the Ted Stevens Interweb of Dysinformation Tubes To Nowhere. It’s not like cave painters give a fuck about an audience who can’t appreciate the defiant futility of spending time and effort in total darkness, painting colorful images to be one day viewed by idiots staring into their phones to IG their deep thoughts.

On the other hand, you’ve got Tucker Carlson to keep you warm with his tanned testicles. How’s they hanging?