It Cain’t (Sic) Be Just You Gaspacho (Sic) Liberals Have Protected Glasses Where The Pledge Ain’t (Sic) Sang After Y’All (Sic) Make A Mockery Of The Lord’s Platform (Sic) By Not Saying It

Daring anyone to take her God-given seat in the U.S. House of Representatives by “using some antique (sic) law from the time of the War of Northern Aggression (sic) which we would have won except for all the cheating mail-in ballots (sic),” Marjarine Mailer Twink (R-Word, GA) told a thong {sic} of athletic supporters this morning that she “is fighting for the right of every American to ruin (sic) a public office. Where does it say in the Constitution that alternative candidates who support alternative realities can’t ruin (sic) an office in this formerly great nation of ours?”

“Yeah,” the thong (sic) shouted as it Toobin'd (sic), “What she said. Man, woman, camera, cursing, TV! (sic) Our candidate is the smartiest ever! You ain’t the boss of wee!”

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