Are Democrat Pedophiles At The CDC Responsible?

Appearing to fake a call to Tucker Freedumb Trucker Carlson in an Instagram post, freshman Rep. Good Ol Boy’s Kind Of Gal Marjoe Faylure Malaprop (R-Word, GA) asked God and her followers “If you really buy the line that these thousands of innocent children have been engaging in pre-school orgies? Seriously? After Pizzagate and the McMartin Massacre? You can’t tell me that any good patriotic American family values parent wouldn’t first suspect pedophiles at the vaccination clincs.”

We’re sure some people think Ms. Malaprop has a point, but they, like her, would be wrong.