Link Established Between Cognitive Flatulence & Irritable Vowel Syndrome

A report in this month’s New England Journal Of Appliantology says new discoveries in the fossil record have established a direct link between chronic cognitive flatulence and a series of changes between medieval and modern English that most paleolinguists attribute to irritiable vowel syndrome, which resulted in English speakers enduring a grueling migration of long vowels from deep in our collective abdomen until they set up shop in our upper rib cage to annoy us with a constant whining sound.

Quentin DeNameland Tarantino is rumored to be working on his final film to pay tribute to this under-appreciated epoch of human development.