Although Billionaire Tax Will Not Apply To His Broke Ass

Former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & everything wrong with this nation of miserable fucks, Donald J. Turdwaffle, issued a special communique from his bunker in Middlesex this morning warning Joe Manchin & Kyrsten Sinema that he will be forced to relocate closer to his handlers in Moscow if they agree to the Democrats proposal to tax billionaires.

“You’ll never be invited to Mar A Lago again if you allow these thugs to continue their campaign of unfair prostitution of your favorite president. Imagine if you were a billionaire & had to put up with this endless bullying by the socialists, black lives matter, & antifa. So unfair!”